I thought my wife was bad with our dog
The other day, Dolores bought our dog Scoobert an "official Rockets Mascot" T-shirt (the Rockets is the name of our local high school team), and he's been wearing it non-stop for ever since. I felt really bad for him until I saw THIS picture:
That's not a dog costume; they shaved and dyed that poor poodle to look like that.